Mike: You and I would get along just great, dude. This is a classic:
Quote: The morning after we married, we woke up and I said, "Good morning. I love you. I've waited all my life to be married to you. Want to F?"
I think I said something like that the first time I ever had sex. After literally hours of foreplay, the "act" lasted about 30 seconds, and, before either one of us had caught our breaths I said, "That was great. Let's do it again!" Sex is supposed to be fun.
Hairdog - who would buy Mike a beer, but he lives too far away.
