Good stuff mate. Let your imagination run wild with these texts. If you have an iphone, there's an invisible ink thing you can click before sending the text. It makes the letters go blurry and sparkly so your wife can't read them initially. Your W will have to run her fingers over the text to make the letters appear. My XW loved these mystery invisible ink texts.
Me: early 40's XW: nearly 50 T: 15 M: 5 BD: Jan 19 S:10 SS: 22 SD: 24
