Goddness, hope and dilly add me to that list yep something benign and then before you know it texts back and forth about crap. Goddness I love that image as it is exactly me, all chatty feel like I should just say you sit down in your favourite chair whilst I bring you a range of your favourite cakes and I will feed them to you. Well I will shove them all in your mouth, till you cant speak anymore.
Hope i loved your accountant annology, use that. You are talking to much, god me to and i know we dont want to be rude, but we are not there for them to ease their guilt. Look we can be friends erm no not at this time, whether we are in the future will be my choice. Dont enable him with boring text messages, you have more important things to do with your life.