Definitely go with humor! Funny is a very good thing.
Maybe I'm wrong on this but do you even need to mention that you have your kids 50% of the time or that you share custody with their mom? To me both the way you worded it and the way J9 worded it seem like you are a part-time dad, which I guess technically you are, but in your heart you are a full-time dad who just happens to only see his kids half the time, if that makes sense. You have described yourself several times in posts as a very involved dad, which I have no doubt is true. I guess my point is if it were me, I would leave it at "father of 2 amazing kids" and then if you are really interested in someone and they ask about kids, then you can say you have them 50% of the time and get more into the logistics of how your custody works. That isn't necessarily something that everyone needs to know and there may be some crazies that read that you are with your kids 50% of the time so that means they can have you the other 50% and you may not want them having that much of your time. See what I'm saying? LOL
Me 52, H53 Bomb drop 9/29/2014 Divorce from XH final 12/17/2014 Marriage #2 12/31/2019 5 adult (step)daughters (3 from XH's first marriage, 2 from current H's previous relationships) 6 grandkids
