Gosh, I realised I haven't been on a date in 28 years...
ARSE LICKING?! OMG. Wow. Just wow. Is this how people behave with relative strangers nowadays, or is it just the weird dregs on dating apps? Honestly, it sounds like something straight off a sitcom. Arse licking? I mean, what, does he practice with his bosses at work or something?! Gobsmacking
