The adventures are all on chat. They start normal and then after a few exchanges the weird comes out. A part of me thinks i should string them along just for the hillarity factor, but then i realise that i am wasting their time and setting expectations i cant meet. So, as politely as i can manage it, I say, Im not sure im the girl for you but good luck.

The 25 year old has been texting from his holiday. Its weird. My H, who has been on holidays multiple since he moved out barely contacts but someone ive spent less than 24 hours with checks in every day.


W40 (me), H40
M14, Together 16
D12, D9

BD Oct 17
Moved out Mar 18