I want to hear all these funny stories from your OLD adventures, FS. A friend of mine is really putting on the pressure for me to join Hinge or something like that, and get out on a low commitment fun sort of date. I miss sex, but I don't feel ready in myself - I think I'm just as likely to burst into tears over a meal or turn into some weird bunny boiler as I am to have a nice, low pressure night out with a new friend. But I love hearing about your adventures.
Bum massage man - ugh! I mean, the technique must work for him sometime otherwise he wouldn't do it, but I cannot imagine any woman finding that enticing. I have a single friend who uses Tinder to arrange hookups for no-strings sex now and again. She's perfectly content with what she does, open with her partners, taking care of her health, etc. It isn't for me, I don't think, but fair play to her. And I know 100% that she would be entirely put off by an approach like that. She likes a man to make her laugh, and to be direct about what he wants without being crude. Bum massage!
