W: Did you fold the laundry like I asked? Me: Not yet. W: OK No problem Wow, big surprise. Me:I know I know. I was too busy thinking about you in the black nighty you are going to wear tonight.
OK first- hilarious Second, I have actually done this with my girlfriend and it is a great way to diffuse a potential fight! It's not something to say every single time something like this comes up, has to have a bit of "surprise" factor to be effective. And yeah, not good to use on a WAS (if only it were that simple!!!)