"we both know what you are up to, I am not an idiot"
I like this! I remember when my W was taking an hour or more to drop our daughter off at school (normally a 20 minutes process), and I told her her: "I am not stupid." That was a head shot! She couldn't get over that. I think because she realized that she wasn't getting away with what she thought she was getting away with.
M(53), W(54),D(19) M-23, T-25 Bomb Drop - Dec.23, 2017 Ring and Piecing since March 2018