Pax, I can't wait for this trial to be over for you (and I do mean that in a double entendre sort of way).

How about a list on all the ways in which your life is better than his. You my friend are the cosmic winner here:

1. Pax is a person with morals and decency;
2. Pax is capable of giving and receiving love;
3. Pax would not harm another;

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