"I think there's something weird going on with W. Her mom took the day off to go be with her, another fam member asked her why and it took a few minutes to come up with: "she's losing weight and we're going clothes shopping". Legal problems, pregnant, kicked out? Definitely not shopping though."
Me: *sits back and waits to see what kind of karma bomb goes off in the distance*
Interestingly, she's been gaining weight, had acne breakouts like mad, and she dyed her hair blonde (only time this ever happened was when she was preg with S).