Look at you with your tindering!! If nothing else, it's an entertaining distraction. Why are you surprised that people are interested in you? I'm not.
Anyway, you're a braver woman than me. I think I'm going to join a convent (do they do non religious convents ) so I'm going to have to do new romantic liaisons vicariously through you.
) so I'm going to have to do new romantic liaisons vicariously through you.