You know...I was thinking that I messed up on the sex ideal thing. I should have been the bad boy on Thursday, although I've never been good at that. Let me give it another try.
I'd take you over the washing machine and talk dirty during the process. Afterward (instead of the oral, caressing, and kissing), I'd tell you, "Remember, I can take you any time I want to." (long pause for effect......)
"Now, I'll go to the kitchen, start cooking dinner and washing the dishes."
I blew the bad boy thing again didn't I? Shoot! I told you I was never good at that.