So my husband came home from his trip yesterday afternoon. We had a nice family evening together and I was feeling very loving towards him. I took off my robe when the kids weren't around and even Mr. Critical had to admit that my new night gown was pretty hot. However, he was tired from traveling and went to bed early.
This AM I brought him a cup of coffee and asked if he was still sleepy or ready to get up. He said he was ready for some coffee. Mrs. Optimistic assumed this meant he might be ready for some other activity. But no, he still needed some time to wake up. Maybe later. Mrs. Persistant wondered how much later because if it wasn't pretty soon she might have to take care of some needs in a 'solo' fashion. Discussion ensued which was followed by quite satisfactory sex. But Mojo is still blue. Why? Because she feels like her LDH is doling out sex to her the way a Victorian husband would dole out pin money.
I've been thinking about issues of frequency vs. quality vs.enthusiasm and I am despairing the possibility of ever getting near my ideal with a LDH.
Read no farther if you do not want to learn the ideal sex life of a HDW.
Sunday- AM- Session of slow , teasing sex. PM- Wrestling forlast beerin kitchen leads to quickie over the counter.
Monday- No sex
Tuesday- I read about new technique in magazine and try it out that evening. We each get a turn but I'm in charge.
Wednesday- I'm feeling blue. H comforting me leads to lovey session of more conventional style ML.
Thursday- No sex
Friday - We go to a movie my husband thinks is boring. He holds my hand gently while whispering all the "nasty"things he wants to do when we get home into my ear. We can't wait to get home and end up dry-humping in the car. At home, we shower and do it again in the shower.
Saturday- My H chides me for leaving the lights on in the garage. I agree that was very "bad" ofme.Hot session of role-play ensues.
Of course this is just a small sampling of what an HDW with an active imagination can think up. Why won't he come out to play
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
