Man LB, I really feel for you, what a horrible situation! I really don't understand why it happens that sometimes WAS's go to such an extreme to make the LBS sound like the worst, most evil person in the world but unfortunately it does happen. As the others said your only choice at this point is to lawyer up and trust your L to cover you. I'm sure you can get an extension on the RO hearing since she basically gave you zero time to find an L. I mean you have a week to reply and she hits you with it on Christmas weekend? That timing is 100% intentional and so heartless it's practically beyond words. Find an L, I'm sure their first step will be to get an extension and then they will help you get properly prepared for the battle ahead. Your W is in for a rude awakening when she finds out she can't just make baseless accusations and ride off into the sunset with everything she wants.