[quote][/quote]"Her kit is supposed to be by the door when I arrive" "you don't have any food in the house" "this bread is mouldy" "her shorts were in the drawer, you mustn't have looked properly" "she's going to be late now" blah blah blah
Sounds like your Dad not your H. What a nag! Just keep smiling and laughing when you say how you've been soooo busy being out and about.
Not sure what to say about the condoms Of course he wants to think you are seeing someone; it's something else for which he can blame you and justify his own behaviour. Don't enter the tournament.
You recognised very quickly what anger can do to the rational mind which is actually a massive thing. In other words, whilst you felt that emotion for a while, you have not let it have consequences or let it control you. Good for you.
I think your talk on the way back showed perfect responses from you. You had a good time and it has sparked his curiosity to start asking questions. We can't read his mind so we don't know what his motivation is but it doesn't matter; you were out enjoying yourself and he noticed.
Keep going FlySolo. The whole football kit nonsense was him being dominant and controlling but i think you pulled it back with the 'I'm tired because I was doing things I wanted to do' and took control over yourself back.
Of course he wants to think you are seeing someone; it's something else for which he can blame you and justify his own behaviour. Don't enter the tournament. 
