WW quotes

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(Mods, please delete this if it's inappropriate, unhelpful, or a duplicate of something somewhere else)

Here's the idea. It seems like so many WWs follow a script and use eerily-familiar language to mess with their LBHs. This is not an original idea on my part. I'll let other people link to the relevant threads and posts.

I wanted to create a little area where people can post the wacky things their WWs have said. Maybe there can be another thread for WH sayings.

It might be beneficial in a few ways:
1. to get a better sense of how much overlap there is. At some point I might even organize them into categories and see what can be gleaned from the data. (Does this count as GAL?)
2. to develop more awareness about our WWs, our sitches, our fellow sufferers, and ourselves.
3. to guide new LBHs along the path (so that they don't get suckered like I did)
4. to have a little laugh or two when times are tough

Any takers? I'll start with a few quotes that just jumped into my head.