So this weekend, she is moving out. On my request. Our house is on the market now, and she has rented a house from September. I said I would like her to move there as soon as possible so I have my own space rather than this living next to each other.

I have done everything by the book, I GAL'd the [censored] out of it, and she is moving out. We are very much done.
I have put in an offer on a flat which has been accepted, so all that is left to do is divide the belongings and get the house sold so I can move on.

Last Resort did not work for me. None of this stuff worked for me. So I'll be moving on with my life, on my own, and I will live happily ever after. So long and thanks for all the fish.