I mean it. I'm a cool dude with enough time and money in the UK, and you sound like a genuine person too who is going through a similar situation. Hey, we could even sell the book and movie rights.
Lol! My current conversion plan only has a single bed in it tho, that would make one hell of a movie!! ;-)
I'll have to be working on the road, so limited leisure time, but I figure if I spend 8 hrs and more in front of a computer, I might as well have a view when I look up from it!