Because you not being immediately responsive to her has her feeling the loss of attachment on your end, and the resulting loss of control. Trust me, when you guys started texting again she could sense your level of attachment. We've talked about that before.
You going to name, rank and serial number has her questioning what is up. She expected you to be at her beckon call. To be hanging on her every word.
My initial reaction was that she just worded it that way and you were reading too much into it. And that may be the case, but due to her history of manipulative behavior I am thinking she worded that exactly like that for a desired effect.
The best thing you can do is just to ignore it. But you already know that.
M(53), W(54),D(19) M-23, T-25 Bomb Drop - Dec.23, 2017 Ring and Piecing since March 2018