I'm just going to clarify this, I know it was a mistake but I got a lot of lols out of it.
It's called 5 Love Languages.. . Teehee
I think it's OK to tell the wife you won't lie to cover for her (to your kids), but going to the store and being gone 45 minutes seems reasonable to me.
H 34 W 29 BD 3/12/18 Divorce Busted Spring 19
It is not things that bother us, but the stories we tell ourselves about things.