My wife started turning me out to stud about 7 1/2 years ago. Seems it was triggered by what they call "unrealized expectations."
Apparently, she finally figured out I would never earn enough money to pay off the mortgage in 4 years, have her quit her job and send the kids to private school.
I asked her how many years she expected to live after she stopped working. She said about 50 years.
I told her my $ 60,000 salary plus the fact that companies usually retire you at about age 40 meant that it would be very difficult.
So no sex.
Now she works about 100 hours per week and I finally lost my "last" job --- so I decided to not work at all.
Well that hasn't helped the situation, but then again I wasn't getting any before I stopped working so what did I expect ?
So now I spend at least 2 1/2 hours a day walking, running or weight training to stay in top shape. I hope to have a few years of sex before I die -- probably with someone else.
I'll no doubt thank her after we split up the "community property." I'll miss my kids, but the thought of being put in a lonely cold grave unloved is tougher to handle for me.
