And truthfully, CMM seems like just a smart, nice, lonely guy who's enthusiastic about meeting a smart, pretty , sane woman.
kml,
The problem with this guy is that freaky caterpillar mustache. Who'd have a caterpillar on his upper lip? I haven't even seen him and it drives me nuts. Can't you get him to shave that d@mn thing off already? Tell him doodler said the caterpillar has to go.
As soon as he gets rid of that godforsaken clump of hair he calls a mustache, you can have him cook for you so that you can confirm his story about cooking. While he cooks, you can sit on the couch and drink wine. In fact, just go ahead and get sh*t-faced drunk.
My overriding point is this; you've got to focus on the important stuff and that godd@mn mustache is first on the list.
