You were about to drop off the page so I had to come back and bounce you to the top by giving you a couple more tasks.
First, you have to set the stage for creating some confusion about your identity in your wife's mind. This task has two parts. Part one is to get a hard copy of Caitlin Jenner's new book. Specifically the new book, not any of Bruce's old books. You don't actually have to read the book. (Who'd want to read about a stud that gets his wanker removed?) You just set the book out someplace prominent and you can occasionally pretend to read the book if you'd like. Part two is to shave your legs. Just shave your legs, that's all you have to do.
Second, sometime in the next few days, mention to your wife that her lips are looking thin. Then, ask her if she's considered Botox.
That's two simple tasks. They may not help save your marriage, but you might as well have some fun. Know what I mean? We'll get into the cross dressing soon enough.
