The alpha male thing to do is create a handmade invitation by folding an 8.5x11 piece of paper into quarters. Get some crayons and draw a picture in the front. Inside the invitation you write:
I like you. Do you like me? Check one.
>>>>__Yes >>>>__No (don't check this one)
Will you go on a picnic with me so that I don't have to be a lonely loser? Check one.
