Go buy your wife some kind of clothing that you know for certain she'll absolutely adore. It could be a shirt, shorts, a dress or whatever. Here's the important part, make sure it's two sizes too small. And the key to making this work is to switch the tags on the clothing so that the tags show the correct size for her, not the two sizes too small that you actually got her.
Two sizes too small. Got it. Keep 'em coming. These are dynamite.
_______________________________________________ M47 W50 T-21 yrs M-19 Yrs S17 S15 D12 Found out about A 04/12/18 BD 04/15/18 Admitted A, name of AP and separate rooms 04/29/18 Told kids 07/22/18
