So now I'm back to the apology letter dilemma, except now it's absolutely expected and I feel even more pressure to write it ASAP.
STH17,
To craft the perfect apology letter you should definitely not say something like, "I'm so sorry that you're a cheating douchebag." What you do is structure your letter like a scavenger hunt. Give her clues about where she can finder her stuff that you've hidden out in the yard and all around the neighborhood. While she's out gathering her stuff, you can change the locks on the doors.
