Doodler one of the styles I shall not be embracing (you will be pleased to hear) is the Jean thong.
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I hadn't heard of a jean thong. I'd bet a jean thong would go well with cowboy boots (aka sh*tkickers), a big white cowboy hat and a feather boa (shirtless, of course). I could be a jean thong cowboy. I think someone wrote a song about it...
Like a jean thong cowboy Riding out on a moped in a star-spangled discotheque Like a jean thong cowboy Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know And offers comin' over the phone
Sorry about your toe and kidney stone. I hope you're feeling better.
