I thought I would share my post with Focus and yours above with her. It's almost definitely rigeur for there to be a pasta issue of one kind or another. Absolutely mandatory, in fact I always ask why not a problem with pasta? What is wrong with my WH if there is no pasta issue? But hiding pasta, secretive pasta? That's brand spanking new so I have added it to the Pasta collection.
Originally Posted By: Vanilla
Frankly my dear.....
I think just a big dollop of humour might do you good, so sit next to Lady V and let me tell you a few home truths.
Your A hole cheating on you says nothing, nothing about you. It's his A hole that is talking.
Let's just look at failings shall We?
I will give you a few choice ones from my own history and those on the board
1. I failed to make the evening meal at 6:30 every evening
He dipped his wick many times, it's my fault because I didn't give him cake by 6:30, so he had to get his cake in slices elsewhere.
2. I served the wrong shaped pasta. (This is a very common complaint and so heinous that it merits divorce)
That is completely my fault and it caused him to cheat, if only I had served penne not spirals. It's my fault I own up, truly I do. He had to go to Italy to get the proper pasta from an ex stripper, clearly that was necessary.
3. I am too short (Rosalinda)
As a result WH went and chose an OW that was even shorter, but she wears heels and serves fermented oatmeal. So that was OK despite catching a nasty disease, after all it could be cured with fermented oatmeal. And besides OW got it from a toilet seat which obviously wasn't wiped clean.
4. I wasn't well I got pneumonia and Swiss cheese jaw.
As a result he went and cheated which put my sexual health at risk, but as I was unwell that didn't matter at all. My health is already damaged more won't hurt.
5. I have a messy closet (Sunny)
That is a crime against humanity, it's disgusting and justifies WH cheating with a co worker. She has a tidy closet and that makes all the difference, so Sunny deserved it. It was a crime along with the wrong shaped pasta.
Let's face it these are shameful crimes, we are to blame for these jerks straying putting our health at risk and for how we treated them. Noooooooooo
This was a decision by [censored] face to dip his wick not yours. You were faithful and loving, made a home and all the things a loving wife does. He cheated not once but twice. Twice and that's square fault on disease crud face.
Yes I can keep those crude potty mouth sayings coming.
If you look at pus loins and his open crotch huskies in a disgusted light then I really think this shame will go away.
Go shout on the roof tops 'I am ashamed my [censored] faced turd cheated on me twice as it's my fault he did because I am unworthy to lick his entitled shoes. He did so because I didn't serve the right pasta, have a tidy closet and wasn't tall or young enough. I might even have a muffin top and cellulite.'.
Now shove that back to dirt bag where it belongs. Him and his schmoopie. Have you watched TrueTori with Tori Spelling no knickers and Dean Mcgroin crud bottom? Suggest you Google them on YouTube especially when Tori met Dean's ex wife. Then tell me who is the lady? Try Christie Brinkley and her ex Peter Cook. I think the tide is turning on turds in that industry.
Try watching youtube and seek out my wife has whisker burn. Watch the whole series of cartoons and roar with laughter.
It's no more your fault than an earthquake, ash cloud, the invasion of Iraq, banking crisis or sub prime lending issue. If you decide not to own it and pass it back to dumb pus loins and his Schmoopie then that is where it belongs. I give you permission to roar with laughter.
And next time serve the pasta you want to serve.
See it has a mandatory connotation!
I once asked the G why he lied about his As. He said he didn't lie I merely hadn't asked him.
Wassock.
V
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose. V 64, WAW
