PS Messy closet, yes. Far too many clothes and shoes, yes.
Cellulite, amazingly no.
Wrong pasta, most definitely never.
OMG, I'm still laughing.
And actually, when I'm in that mindset, I can't help thinking 'well eff you, and check me...going out with the sexiest, hottest man in the entire universe who absolutely adores me, and wouldn't think of doing a single thing to ever upset me'.
I think I'll post a check FB update with my new sexy shoes and my sparkly top