"The premises was to stay married to alleviate any financial burden. You are not fun to have around. I am asking you nicely to have my house for myself and my friends. You do not have to come here. This is not your home anymore. I'm moving on, you need to too.
And I am asking for one weekend. If things go well with this girl, I'm going to want to pursue more. She knows the situation, but if we like each other, we want to live together when I get back. I'm trying to be nice, but I have no interest in sharing a living space with you. Also, all you're doing is convincing me to divorce you early."
And yes, I have the whole conversation saved on my G-mail.
Me: 28 H: 30 T: 9 M: 7
WAH: First half of 2017. Round 2 started in Spring 2018.