Brits are just Canadians with better beer and less polar bears.
Yep, and Canadians are some of the nicest people on Earth so if a Canadian is mucking around in your backyard during the night, then most likely, they're doing something helpful.
And, I heard, through the grapevine, that Canadian tryptamines are on sale, 20% off this week. Apparently the Canadian tryptamine is better than British ale.