You have bad case of the LBS flu. Get plenty of rest, exercise, eat right, and do all of the other things people tell you to do.
But, if you're really feeling down, just think about me. I wanted to be a Jewish comedian; it didn't happen. I'm not Jewish and I'm not funny. Then, I wanted to be a female porn star. That would require transgender operations and I'm old and ugly so that got nixed. After that, I wanted to be a black rap star. You guessed it, I'm not black, I can't carry a tune, I can't rhyme and I can't dance. Oh poo!
Now, I've decided to become president of the United States. It's actually beginning to look more and more probable. My campaign slogan is "doodler for president!" Woo hoo!
