Sorry, but the use of Schnarch's name as an adjective, adverb, exclamation, etc. is just cracking me up today.
1. Proper Name: I just read Schnarch's PM...good book.
2. Adjective: The Priest's sermon was very Schnarchian.
3. Verb (pt): My W was all 'why are you controlling me?' when I Schnarched her the other day.
4. Exclamation: Schnarch! You are good at this differntiation stuff!
5. Adverb: I just told her lovingly and Schnarchly that she had all the facts to make her own choices about her behavior.

I need to get to work

Hairdog: Who's feeling rather Schnarchy today.