Oh FREAK NO, Dave, I will not let that happen! My girls are going to be happily married to HD men and getting it on every day. They will have their hot tamale mother as an example of what a wife acts like and they will have their (more reserved) dad who adores the aforementioned hot tamale and keeps a smile on her face.
I will not rest until that is what we model for them every day. You know, we DO have a pretty good sex life for old married folk with little kids...it's just that it's a little lacking in the passion department and that is what I intend to work on. Aw crap, maybe they will be here chatting after all... They will be board royalty, I'm sure, because of the longevity and legacy of their parents.
NONONONONONONONO. Not gonna happen. Dave, you know I love ya but the buck is stopping with Honey Sr.
