One thing W said last night as we were having our wonderful good-night kissy time... she said that since I've shaved off my beard, kissing me is like kissing a baby's bottom. (!) I have no idea how many babys' bottoms she's had occasion to kiss (man, I wish I'd thought to say THAT last night... lol!) but I did say I hoped it didn't mean it was sh!tty...
This morning I switched to shaving with a blade, as I wasn't happy with the job my electric shaver was doing. When I was done, I went into the kitchen and said "If you thought my face was like a baby's bottom last night, check this out - I think by comparison it was like a porcupine last night..." and I snuggled up to her cheek with mine. She allowed as how it was "pretty soft" now, and she also remarked that my hands were soft as well...