Stop talking/thinking about how things would have been great if only you hadn't lied about your age.
You were infatuated with a hot chick and chose to overlook the crazy because of it.
You need to enlist a good friend to vet your future dates. This was a disaster averted.
Truth.
Oh, it was a disaster. It was a freaking nightmare. Police and all were involved, too. But hey, I'm the bad guy lol
There are moments in this life when you are so confident in the rightness of your actions, that not even for a second do you consider the option that you might be wrong.
