Quote: Then, before bed, I flippantly asked “If you won’t ML to me, does that mean I can go out and find someone who will? I do need some sex, you know.” He quickly and adamantly said “NO.”
Okay, so we know that there just might be some payoff to making him jealous. That's good.
Quote: You're so funny. I do go and spend a few hours at Borders and just read. And don't tell him.
Now - get all dolled up when you do this, and come home smelling of Old Spice