Sorry for yet another post but wait til you hear this one. Finally had the courage to open the papers h gave me last night because my sister wanted to know what lawyer h was using. Thank God for my sister who is so good at this stuff.
Anyway, h wrote the "instructions" himself. He actually calls them instructions. I can tell he wrote them because it's his voice, completely not legal sounding and he always misspells "dining room" "dinning room." And he references the "dinning room." In the custody section he actually writes that the dog will go here on these days and there on those days. Let's say the dog is named Fido. Then he ACTUALLY writes: "Fido has no choice. He's a dog."
And at one point he actually begins speculating on when he'll die and this is IN THE DOCUMENT!
And it's all completely irrational. He asks philosophical questions. Let's say h's name is Brad. He'll say "why should Brad have to pay this portion?" Umm that is a question for your lawyer not something you speculate on in the text of a "legal document."
I am laughing so hard. His lawyer must think he's nuts. A 6th grader could make it sound better.
No wonder he is desperate to have me sign it. He WROTE it. I think mine is the craziest one on these boards. He is nuts!
Last night I did not sleep; I was so worried he got the best lawyer and it was going to be top notch. Tonight I'll sleep. Wait 'til I bring this to a real lawyer.
Me 41, H 47, M 15 yrs, S11, S13 BD 1: 11/4/14 we work on it; really I pretzel myself BD 2: 3/31/15 H goes down to "dorm room" 8/15: H back to MBR 10/15: H back in dorm room 1/18: H files, now divorced
