How can you not love a guy who uses the words "epistles" and "alas"?
After discovery of OW1, while he was still coming back to our house every other week (working a week on/off several hours away), H told me that we would stay married and have a loveless marriage. He would sleep with whomever he wanted and I could do the same. A few hours later he told me if I ever even looked at another guy, it was over and we were definitely getting a divorce.
