Tidy your closet Don't serve the wrong pasta Don't put dirty dishes in the dishwasher Buy apple not orange juice Get the right bacon Don't be too short or too tall Never run out of milk Put the toilet seat up or down Don't go out but if you do don't stay in Always use aftershave or don't every alternate Monday Do the shopping on Monday unless of course it's Monday in which case it's shopping on any other day Watch TV but then again record it Take a shower or then again do so at the gym
All of these are your fault unless of course they are mine
I am also responsible for the world economy, pollution, Donald Trump being elected, his overeating, his gambling (I didn't stop him), his poor golf performance, his bald tyres (bald head?), failing to buy the right house 20 years before I met him......
I am going to be responsible for his split with OW, not enough settlement..........
It's absolutely script and actually some of it has its black humour side, eventually that will strike you too
V
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose. V 64, WAW
