WAW? Would Love Opinions. Part 11

[doodler]

Joseph,

You're an ambitious dude!

This is my list:

1. Don't pee in the backyard.
2. Bathe regularly or semi-regularly.
3. Stop posting nonsense on the DB forum.

I'm having trouble with two and three. Actually, I'm having trouble with all three of them, but the first one isn't that big of a deal except when the neighbors are outside.