So with the exchange rate it seems we have $30 or so in the “team Gordie” chastity belt go fund me... anyone else ready to chip in? I’ve checked - we can personalize it with the following message for a mere $10:

“Team Gordie: All or Nothing!”

M 20+ T25+
S ~15.5 (BD)
BD 4/6/15
D 12/23/16

"Someone I loved once gave me
A box full of darkness.
It took me years to understand,
That this too, was a gift."
~ Mary Oliver