I too "take care of myself," usually in the shower or the bathroom (has anyone else noticed if you order even ONE thing from Victoria's Secret catalog, they will send you like TWO A WEEK for the NEXT FIVE YEARS??)... or, even in bed at night while the LD/ND wife sleeps next to me. I even do it at work.
I'm sure she's noticed the stains, but I guess I really don't care, and part of me WANTS her to know what I've had to do since she won't even try to make me happy. All I've really HAD the past few years IS my rich fantasy life, and I've learned to enjoy it and even get into it.
