oh my god honeypot!!! Here, you want some real advice? Leave him now! Leave him now! Pack up the kids and move out east...better yet I'll move out there...heck, I can work from anywhere with an internet connection. I make a ton of dough too.
My latest revelation....I need to find honeypot. Screw this self help stuff....I'm hittin' the road with my bike and my laptop. That's all I need...well, and my lamp...that's all I need...my laptop, my bike, my lamp...and my dog. THATS all I need...oh, and my brother p-touch that's all I need because I'm leaving...oh, and my Aeron chair....that's all I need....My bike, my laptop, my lamp, my p-touch, my dog and my aeron chair. Who needs them anyway. Who do they think I am...some kind of jerk or something?
- Dave.....who is "jerk"ing off to the thought of a day that my wife would like a real money shot instead of the one that happens in the bank account ever other week.
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time
-Steven Wright
