Chiming in here. I think choking the chicken while in bed with your wife is a big mistake. It's like saying, "okay, bitch, if you're not going to be my vessel, I'll just let the sheets (or my shorts, or this Kleenex) be my vessel. It's all the same to me." Not to say that I haven't done this before, although I waited until I heard either snoring or regular breathing. Still, it's wrong, and I truly have no masturbation hang ups. Masturbate all you will, just do it out of view, and clean up after yourself. My wife calls me passive aggressive sometimes, but hell, doing it on the sheets?? Come on, dude, do you think she doesn't see that, smell that, feel that? Why don't you just turn on you side and do the money shot all over her thigh?
Hairdog, who sometimes believes that men are, indeed, pigs.
