Doodler, this is what I wrote, (below) and this is what I didn't feel like hearing a joke about b/c it's so very painful to me. Which you then made a joke about...
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I'm so sorry! I have an attention issue so I normally only read the first few sentences of a given post, but I read all of that particular post. In addition, I seem to have poor impulse control, so when you asked me not to make a joke, well you know...
Last night I took my sons to a barbecue place called Dreamland. Over the restroom area they had a large red florescent sign that said "NO FARTING" (that's true). You can image how that turned out.
