No Don, not for real. That's why I used the winky face. If anything, you remind me of Joe Friday from Dragnet. Of course, I could see where Joe Friday might meetup with J. Edgar Hoover in pumps and a little black dress.
I didn't know you'd been addicted to opiates; I'd bet that's a tough addiction to beat. Regarding women, if you like hippie women, I'm planning on going to Burning Man 2018 if you'd like to tag along.