With the text messaging there is an online version for this particular UK provider and I sort of "encouraged" my W to open an account. With the IM as stated in an earlier message here I took advantage of her inebriation a couple of weeks back (she had forgotten to delete the messages) although have not touched the phone since

Me 55, W 50
D 8
M 20
T 27
MIL w/ us
BD 01/02/17
workplace A (12/09/16, EA -> PA)
OM senior manager, long term W, child 14
now: limbo (my choice)

"Don't care what you may do, we got that attitude!" - Bad Brains