Speaking of music, I'm writing a song about my XW and marriage. It's titled "Goodbye Scurvy Wench" and you can sing it to the tune of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean)." Not only is it therapeutic, I think it'll be a top hit among pirates. Check for it on YouTube in the coming months (search for "Doodler and the Doods."